The reason I got divorced. Last week i had my birthday, My wife didn't wish me, My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, Even my colleagues didn't wish me.... As i entered my cabin my secretary said," Happy Birthday Boss" I felt so special, She asked me out to lunch. After lunch,she invited me to her apartment. WE went there, She said in a sexy voice,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?" "OKAY", i said nervously She came out 5 min later with a cake and My Wife, My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues... All Screaming, SURPRISE! SURPRISE! And I was waiting on the sofa......NAKED!