Why didn't you study?
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Doncle
2013/01/30 15:07
TEACHER: Why didn't you study? AKPOS: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That's why I did not study TEACHER: keep quiet!!!
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KingFISHER
2013/01/30 17:40
Brilliant guy.
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LadyEve
2013/01/30 18:27
So funny smiley
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Suresh1987
2013/01/30 19:35
hey that interesting lol thanks friend
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Kgoxz
2013/01/30 21:00
Was very interesting, wonda y i didnt think of dat one back at skul...
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The_Torpid
2013/01/31 12:27
What A Mathematician,Akpos Is!!smiley smiley
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munnabhai2
2013/01/31 12:57
over smart
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Rebellion
2013/02/01 11:38
When do he bath then? smiley
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MegaBoltz
2013/02/03 03:53
It is laughtable
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metalchris
2013/02/06 04:50
Akpos the learned guysmiley
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_ShAnE_StArK_
2015/05/28 11:59
Funny....
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_ShAnE_StArK_
2015/05/28 12:41
Lol...
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_SUPERBRAT_
2015/05/28 15:47
smiley nice
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@Don@
2015/06/02 17:10
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