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bring me a lion by Kgoxz...

Kgoxz · Jan 28, 2013 09:37 12 57
Kgoxz OP
Jan 28, 2013 09:37
A lost dog stays in a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly"mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."
12 replies
Doncle
Jan 28, 2013 13:50
#1
This time the monkey is dead.
jakiro
Jan 28, 2013 14:47
#2
Ha ha ha nice one bro
TRAGEDY_STAY_FLY
Jan 28, 2013 14:50
#3
hahaha..men this is real joke.
Suraj.rathode
Jan 28, 2013 14:52
#4
Nice joke...
-Marizelle-
Jan 28, 2013 14:53
#5
Nice one but I hear it several times before
Kgoxz OP
Jan 28, 2013 15:08
#6
Its a classic...
Eleto
Jan 28, 2013 19:50
#7
Lol.... What a clever dog smiley
metalchris
Jan 29, 2013 00:12
#8
Hahahaha... Nice jokesmiley
--BooM-ShAnKaR--
Jan 29, 2013 17:08
#9
HaHaHa smiley smiley
KingFISHER
Feb 9, 2013 03:46
#10
Lol cleaver dog .
skyliner
Feb 9, 2013 16:16
#11
Lol......
S-ALI.RAZA
Feb 2, 2014 16:18
#12
Monkey dead smiley