I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said Hi!, how are you? Embarrassed, I said, Im doing fine. The voice said So what are you up to?. I said, Just doing the same as you, sitting here!. From next door, Can I come over?. Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now. The voice said, Listen, i will have to call you back, theres an idiot next door answering all my questions"