Akpos: I have the perfect son.
Biggy: Does he smoke?
Akpos: No, he doesn't.
Biggy: Does he drink whiskey?
Akpos: No, he doesn't.
Biggy: Does he ever come home late?
Akpos: No, he doesn't.
Biggy: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Akpos: He was born last week