Akpors interview PART I OFFICER:- what is your name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- Tell me properly! AKPORS:- Michael Phiri sir OFFICER:- your father's name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? AKPORS:- Moses Phiri sir OFFICER:- your native place? AKPORS: M.P sir OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum? AKPORS:- No, Minna Port sir OFFICER:- what is your qualification? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what is it?! AKPORS:- Metric Pass OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? OFFICER: meaning? AKPORS:- Money Problem sir OFFICER:- what is your personality? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- would you explan yourself and stop wasting my time? AKPORS:- Monacrotic Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. AKPORS:- sir, how's my M.P? OFFICER:- and what's that again? AKPORS:- My Performance. OFFICER:- M.P ! AKPORS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!