Really Funny meanings... CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWN: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills... hahahahahahah....