heyy guys just thought to share this one around, am sure its worth your time to read..have fun ok here it goes..! An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar,"Do you know Biology,Psychology,Geography,Geology or Criminology? The boat guy said"No, I dont know any of these."The tourist said,"what the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!"The boat guy said nothing.. After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking.The man then asked the tourist,"Do you know Swimology, and Escapology, from Crocodology?"The tourist said"No!"The boat guy then replied,"Well today you will Drownology and Crocodology will eat your Assology. I will not Helpology and you will Diology because of your Badmouthology."