Once,A Hindu,A muslim & our Santa were standing together.An englishman come there & asked the hindu that what is his favourite flower?The hindu replied Lotus,Bcoz lotus was there national flower.The englishman said that,shxt i clean my shirt with a lotus.Then he asked the same question to the Muslim & he replied Rose.He said shxt i clean my shirt with it.Then he asked Santa the same question.Then Santa replied cactus,now clean ur ass with it!!The englishmen felt shy & took up his way!!