Autobiography of a Sad Man: Last week was my birthday.... My wife didnt wish me.... My parents forgot and so did my kids.... I went to work.... Even my colleagues didnt wish me.... As i entered my cabin my secretary said "Happy Birthday Boss".... i felt so special.... She asked me out to lunch.... After lunch she invited me to her apartment... WE went there.... She said "Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for. minute?" "OKAY" i said... She came out 5mins later with a cake And My Wife,,, My Parents,,, My Kids,,, My Friends &My Colleagues... All Screaming SURPRISE!! And I was waiting on the sofa............. NAKED