*zulu man apply for a job at shoprite*

zulu man apply for a job at shoprite

17 replies

jaQui

2012/08/31 11:59

Biola Hoaes My Curriculum Vityare I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss, in your company of soplite. i complete to STD 8 exaninations certificate in 1997, my skool HLOMANI HIGH SKOOL very good in english. i am 27 ears to be born of age and no mallied and no childish. my father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in KWA-ZULU NATAL country there 10 ears now, no see she so nobody known to help me. my certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in mathematics,geo grafi ,science and all subjects but fail in enklish becouse of MKHIZE teacher teaching me is jelas of myself. my waer expenses cloth than MKHIZE teacher. i here people you want security guards to you company and i tell you I AM one of that job. experience for 2 ears , i shot thief dead , i want to join the company of you and chase criminal out with me AK47. please consider my application careful and call me any time becouse me have celphone, i am redi for interview with you, i am very hornest and can speak good english free of charge. please also great your wife and child and remember that english is not our mother land thank you

jaQui

2012/08/31 12:08

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Rango

2012/08/31 12:51

Le me check the dictionary smiley

and find out if you know English.

MAHESH_K

2012/08/31 14:35

sisy his english is more dangerous then my killer english smiley

jaQui

2012/08/31 17:35

Nisha u know the zulus very well. smiley

Aamir

2012/08/31 18:47

tumuhaiseallan: Le me check the dictionary smiley

and find out if you know English.

Actually you didnt read the topic title smiley

THE_SPEAR_KING

2012/08/31 19:04

. Chldish

Blackeyes

2012/09/01 03:42

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skyliner

2012/09/03 04:13

i luv this. smiley

Dr.rahul

2012/09/03 15:14

amazing. .

MM2

2012/09/05 06:26

First year students of M.B.B.S were attending their 1st practicle class. They all gatherd around the surgery table with a real dead dog. The Professor, put his fnger in dog's a** & tasted it in his own mouth. Then he told them to do the same... The students hesitated for several minutes but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's a** & tasted it. When everyone finished, The professor Looked at them & said: ''The most important thing is 'OBSERVATION', I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger! Now learn to "PAY ATTENTION''.