Son: Why is making love so enjoyable? Father: It is just like the sensation when you are digging yournose with your finger!! Son: Why do women enjoy more sex than men? Father: It's because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger. Son: Why do women hate it when they get raped? Father: It is like when you are walking down the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it? Son: Why women cant have sex when they are having theirperiods? Father: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?! Son: Why men dont like to wear condoms when they are making love? Father: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?! Son: Why is making love carried out in private? Father: Will you dig your nose infront of your class?! Idiot!!