Three men were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first man says, I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought *300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we dont even have half enough room in the fridge to keep it in. The second man agrees that she sounds pretty stupid, but says his wife is even more dumb. Just last week, she went out and spent *17,000 on a new car, he laments, and she doesnt even know how to drive! The third man nods sagely, and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it, he chuckles. My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesnt even have a penis!