There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up. The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky." The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!" The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?" He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us

A married lady was going into a hotel with her boyfriend immediately she saw her husband coming out of the same hotel with his girlfriend, On sighting the husband, The lady quickly said "I DON CATCH YOU TODAY, THANK GOD I BROUGHT A WITNESS". The man looked at her boldly & then turned to his girlfriend & said"SISTER MERCY YOU SEE WHAT I'VE TOLD U, IF WE HAD LEFT FOR THE CHURCH EARLIER WE WON'T HAVE GAUGHT HER HERE"

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7 months old twin babies in the womb saw a joystick coming towards them. The 1st baby said see daddy is coming inside to say hello. The 2nd baby said, chineke! Its uncle. Daddy never comes in with raincoat

crack ma ribs
bt raincoat's always gud

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Nice jokes, thanks for making us laugh

A woman was at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.' The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.' She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; 'Do you have vagina'? 'Yes, actually I have,' she says. The man replies.. 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours

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Joke A Man went for Hiv test in a hospital on a Friday morning and was told to come back for the result the following Monday. He went to church on Sunday. Pastor declared to the congregation; Everything you are looking forward to this week will be positive. The man stood up and shouted; I reject it in Jesus name, my own go be Negative in thy mighty name of Jesus. AMEN

Joke an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,... "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.""That's correct", said the boss. Another glass."It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels.""Correct."The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the work office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!" "The boss collapsed

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