An Interview
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samar
2012/07/03 12:05
Interviewer : There are 50 bricks on an airoplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? . Applicant : That's easy, 49. . Interviewer : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? . Applicant : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. . Interviewer : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? . Applicant : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. . Interviewer : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? . Applicant : Because the deer is in the fridge. . Interviewer : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? . Applicant : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. . Interviewer : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? . Applicant : Sir, I guess she drowned? . Interviewer : No! She was hit by the brick fallen form the aeroplane. You may leave now..!! smiley smiley
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_EdGE_
2012/07/03 14:30
smiley nice joker interviewer. Lol
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Someone
2012/07/03 16:43
I want one brick 4 akki smiley
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Manal
2012/07/03 17:13
nice.............................
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footprints
2012/07/03 17:27
good 1 smiley
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brightsquare
2012/07/03 17:55
nice one
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latrine
2012/07/03 18:03
lol good 1
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Sweetcapricorn
2012/07/05 17:44
Shared by kingfisher already in his game.that was the task for memberz...bt u have shared is a reality based interview..
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metalchris
2012/07/11 14:37
Nice 1...................
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Lil wayne
2012/07/15 17:47
Interviewer : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why? . Applicant : Because the deer is in the fridge. . Interviewer : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? . Applicant : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. . Interviewer : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? . Applicant : Sir, I guess she drowned? . Interviewer : No! She was hit by the brick fallen form the aeroplane. You may leave now..!! but 4 da last question hw mush would like2 gain wel Applicant: onethird of wat i will benifit 4rm da job wel watz de question? Wat de job or isn't there a job smiley hm..... Wat kind of a man would kom siking 4 a job and dose nt know the job he/she iz looking hhm...
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TemPEST
2012/07/20 14:31
Employed smiley
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AbhiReddy
2012/07/25 15:42
I listened already. u r late
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withney
2013/10/06 12:49
Gud one
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_ShAnE_StArK_
2013/10/15 15:33
Nice..........
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~SaIRa khAN~
2013/10/17 16:04
hahah.ha
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-Prince-
2013/10/17 19:50
well nice but n0t s0 gud...
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ALASTAR
2013/11/24 07:43
Ooh.....smiley...
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deepakgawade
2013/11/24 17:12
Nice
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S-ALI.RAZA
2013/12/28 23:20
- smiley -
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_ShAnE_StArK_
2015/05/28 08:25
Lol...
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