Interviewer : It's lion's birthday,
all
animals are there except
one, why?
.
Applicant : Because the deer is
in the
fridge.
.
Interviewer : How does an old
woman
cross a swamp filled
with crocodiles?
.
Applicant : She just crosses it
because
the crocodiles are at
the lion's birthday.
.
Interviewer : Last question.
In the end the old lady still
died. Why?
.
Applicant : Sir, I guess she
drowned?
.
Interviewer : No! She was hit by
the
brick fallen form the
aeroplane.
You may leave now..!!
but 4 da last question hw mush would like2 gain wel Applicant: onethird of wat i will benifit 4rm da job wel watz de question? Wat de job or isn't there a job

hm..... Wat kind of a man would kom siking 4 a job and dose nt know the job he/she iz looking hhm...