Sounds Dirty but ISN'T:
Barbiecute 2012/05/31 13:58


"u can not eat me unless u spread me"- butter

"u can not kiss me unless u praise me"- women

"You cannot taste me, until you undress me" - Banana

"u can not eat me unless u lic me"- ice cream

"u can not play wid me unless u blow me"- balloon

"u make me wet and put me in your mouth everyday" - toothbrush

"u can not enjoy me unless u suck me"- lollypop -sarcastic-

adamjr 2012/05/31 14:12
"You can't watch me unless you turn me on." tv /smiley
Eternal_Knight 2012/05/31 14:24
lfmao....
_rOcK_ 2012/05/31 14:34
nice one...really sounds dirty but its true. /smiley
EpIcInCoGnItO 2012/05/31 20:26
/smiley bar what is this? /smiley
GhAyAl 2012/05/31 20:28
Yummmy tasty.....
Sweetcapricorn 2012/06/01 11:42
/smiley /smiley
KingFISHER 2012/06/01 12:24
Superb! Lol!
cool_hunk 2012/06/01 12:27
nice one
_N0t0rri0uS_NaVI_ 2012/06/01 12:34
..Lol..
S3RIAL_KILL3R 2012/06/01 12:39
/smiley nice one.
Ginamarie 2012/06/02 00:23
I didnt think its dirty *innocent*

another one: when i get hot i get sticky, messy & gooey, im usually white............... Marshmellow! /smiley /smiley
S-ALI.RAZA 2013/08/26 15:33
../smiley . /smiley..
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