What is the difference between females aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?



At 8 . You take her to bed and tell her a story.



At 18 . You tell her a story and take her to bed



At 28 . You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.



At 38 . She tells you a story and takes you to bed.



At 48 . She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.



At 58 . You stay in bed to avoid her story.



At 68 . If you take her to bed, that'll be a story.



At 78 . What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???