Pati : (patni se) kahan ja rahi ho -angry-
patni : sucide karne
pati : to itna makeup kyun kiya hai?
Patni : kal ke akhbar mein mera photo chapega isliye.
-hahaha-
santa : yar banta mere ek dost ko ek nurse se pyar ho gaya
banta : to isme itni hairani ki kya baat hai?
Santa : usne apne love letter mein "i love u sister" likh diya
banta : -ohmy-
if u have any jokes in mind post here .smile.
Wife:
meri aniversary pe kia gift do gay darling?
Husband:
kia chahe tmin?
Wife:RING
Husband :ok mein office ja ke tmin ring dun ga par receive mat karna balance kam hai*lol*
Sweetcapricorn: Wife:
meri aniversary pe kia gift do gay darling?
Husband:
kia chahe tmin?
Wife:RING
Husband :ok mein office ja ke tmin ring dun ga par receive mat karna balance kam hai*lol*