Ghanta Singh
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THE_SPEAR_KING
2012/01/07 19:57
The chief of all sardars in the world, banta singh was addressing all sardars when everyone demanded that he go and find who was responsible for all the sardarji jokes and put an end to all this. Banta singh agreed and said it was about time someone did something about it. After several months of research banta singh discovered that the person who was writing all the surd jokes was a sardarji called ghanta singh. Banta singh went to ghanta's house and asked him why he wrote all those jokes about sardars showing them as dumb and that he should stop immediately. Ghanta said, "yes, i enjoy writing them and people like hearing them. And i will only stop if you can prove that we sardars are intelligent. Since you are the chief of sardars i will ask you a question. If you answer correctly i will stop writing jokes about sardars. Otherwise you would have proved we sardars deserve it." Banta singh agreed. Ghanta asked him, "the question goes like this... I live in my house with two other persons. One is my child who sleeps in one bedroom. In the other bedroom my wife sleeps with the third person. Tell me who is the third person?" banta singh thought for ten minutes and then gave up, "i dont know this was tough!" Ghanta singh said, "stupid! I said i live in my house with two other persons... So the answer is the third person is ghanta singh!" Banta singh agreed and returned disappointed to his followers. They asked him what had happened. He said, "friends, i think we deserve these jokes, ghanta singh asked me a question and i couldnt answer." All others asked him what the question was and that they would surely be able to answer it. So banta singh asked them, "i live in my house with two other persons. One is my child who sleeps in one bedroom. In the other bedroom my wife sleeps with the third person. Tell me who is the third person?" All the sardars thought for several minutes then gave up. Banta singh said, "you see... You're all stupid. I'll give you the answer... The third person is ghanta singh!"
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R49hu
2012/01/07 20:03
smiley funny
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TemPEST
2012/01/07 21:03
Elongated smiley
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punamchand
2012/01/08 03:20
What a funny frnd!
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Denza
2012/01/09 02:25
Oh shxt.. Sleep with Ghanta singh. Haha
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Hppydevil
2012/01/09 03:27
smiley Nice one
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The_Torpid
2013/02/06 09:44
Good Joke!!-goodwork-
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_ShAnE_StArK_
2015/05/28 11:53
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