A mother decided that her young 11 year old daughter should open her own bank account. "As it will be your account, I think that you should complete the application form" said the mother. The daughter was doing really well but was puzzled when she came to where it said 'Name of previous bank'. She pondered for a second and when wrote 'Piggy' A woman went into a bank in London wishing to loan 3,000 for one month. The loan officer said that he would require collateral. The woman says "I have a Ferrari; here are a set of keys.Keep it until I repay the loan". The loan is authorised and the ferrari driven away for safe keeping. The woman returns one month weeks later, pays the 3,000 loan together with 20 interest and the car is returned to her. Clearly puzzled, the loan officer says to her "With respect, madam, I don't understand why someone like you who owns a ferrari would need to borrow 3,000". "Well" she replied "I needed to go to the United States for 4 weeks and tell me, where in London can you store a Ferrari for 20 a month?". A banker was recently arrested having embezzled 80,000 for his son's University education The arresting police officer, who had also a son at University said as he was putting the handcuffs on him. "One question puzzles me "he said "Where was the remainder of the money you need coming from?".