A woman in a Jewlry store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring She looks round, embarrassed,nd sees the salesman standing behind her. Totally professional, he says, ... "Good day Madam, How may I help U?" Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her ''accident'' , she asks"Sir, whats the Price of this lovely Ring?" He answers, "Madam, if U Farted just Looking at it, U're going to Shxt when I'll tell U the Price"