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Birthday Present

yasmine · Dec 30, 2011 11:58 9 84
yasmine OP
Dec 30, 2011 11:58
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b:t@h tonight, Dave."
9 replies
EpIcInCoGnItO
Dec 30, 2011 12:24
#1
Done and dustedsmiley good one.
R49hu
Dec 30, 2011 13:21
#2
hehe smiley
Vintage_Mary23
Dec 30, 2011 16:28
#3
Oooh.. He's so dead..
LoneLy_heArt
Dec 31, 2011 03:35
#4
smiley smiley
Bettle
Dec 31, 2011 03:48
#5
Caught!
fiya
Dec 31, 2011 15:28
#6
This baaaaaaad..........serves him right
Senior11
Jan 3, 2012 02:24
#7
Bettle: Caught!
red handed
Sulley
Jan 4, 2012 08:49
#8
nice story
_ShAnE_StArK_
Jul 2, 2014 07:13
#9
Cool very nice..smiley