jokes

Hppydevil

2011/12/23 08:18

2 dost safr pe ja rhe the.Raste me raat hogai wo TENT lga k so gye. RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli usne dusre ko jaga k kaha Asman ki tarf dekh k bta tuje kya nazar aa rha he? 2nd dost: Boht saare sitaare 1st:isse kya pata chalta he? 2nd:Asman khubsurat h. 1st:abe ULLU K PATTHE,Tent chori hogaya....

LoneLy_heArt

2011/12/23 10:54

A child phone to his Math teacher. Teacher's wife: How many times I told you, your teacher is no more, then why you phone daily??? Child: It sounds cool ! smiley

LoneLy_heArt

2011/12/23 10:55

Banta thought LOL meant.?? Lots of Love.!! So., He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND- You are the only girl in my life..LOL.. smiley

LoneLy_heArt

2011/12/23 10:59

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs. smiley

EpIcInCoGnItO

2011/12/23 11:44

this sounds cool smiley

TemPEST

2011/12/23 23:22

My dog gave birth to three lions the day before yester night smiley

Ammit

2011/12/24 15:33

Ek macchar n din me kata,myne pucha,ku re,din me ku kata? macchar>kya kre sub,mhangai ka jmana aageya,ovrtime kar rha hu

Sonali

2011/12/25 21:39

Hahahahahahahihihihihihihioohohohoh.......... Kuch nahi yaar fir se teri shakal yaad aa Gayi. smiley

Sonali

2011/12/25 21:46

Jo aasani se mile wo hai Gum. Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum. Jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai Dum. Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai Hum.. smiley

Sonali

2011/12/25 21:52

Mil jaati sapno ki shezadi, agar Musharaf ki beti se hoti shadi, hota kashmir ki samasya ka nidan, kyonki dahej mein mil jata Pakistan !!!

Sonali

2011/12/25 21:58

Suraj bana to badal bane. Chand bana to taare bane. Husn bana to deewane bane. Kuch to hai baat aap mein, Yunhi to nahi Pagal-khane bane !!! smiley

Hppydevil

2011/12/28 07:51

Ladki- Parso main tumhe Rakhi bandhne aayi thi, par tumne nai bandhwai.. Q? Ladka- Agar main tere liye Mangalsutra lau to kya tu bandhwayegi, Baat karti hai..!

Hppydevil

2011/12/28 07:56

Girl-Nice Mobile Where Did U Buy Boy I Won Dis In A Running Race Girl How Many People Participated Boy MOBILE OWNER POLICE And ME

yasmine

2011/12/28 09:17

Teacher:wat do u want to becom? Sam:doctor! teacher:why? Sam:bcuz its de only profesion wher u can tel a woman 2 tak off her clothes nd ask her husband 2 pay 4 it..

yasmine

2011/12/28 13:07

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

yasmine

2011/12/28 13:08

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already

yasmine

2011/12/28 13:12

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

Ammit

2011/12/28 16:02

pata hai bagban kob gussa hota hai,jab koi ladki sadi se phele ma bnti hai,or uska ma bolti hai"bagban ye tune kya kiya"

Hppydevil

2011/12/28 17:30

yasmine: Teacher:wat do u want to becom? Sam:doctor! teacher:why? Sam:bcuz its de only profesion wher u can tel a woman 2 tak off her clothes nd ask her husband 2 pay 4 it..

nice one

Hppydevil

2011/12/28 17:31

yasmine: A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

hahaha