Newspaper Headlines in 2060 in India:

_rOcK_ · Dec 13, 2011 07:37 18 117

_rOcK_ OP

Dec 13, 2011 07:37

So here we go...... -Kasab dies at 75 in jail of high cholesetrol due to too much biryani. -Golmaal Part 27 is released. Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act! -Atlast India got its Jan-Lokpal Bill. -Facebook is declared a country. -A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam. -A girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely. -"Lakshadweep Cats" to be the 63rd team to join IPL under sponsership of Rajpal-yadav + chunky pandey...! smiley

18 replies

AmouR

Dec 13, 2011 07:42

OK. Lol.

EpIcInCoGnItO

Dec 13, 2011 07:44

Nothing of this will happen. I can guarantee that. smiley

Insenus_AmoR

Dec 13, 2011 07:45

nice..

AmouR

Dec 13, 2011 07:48

EpicIncognitO: Nothing of this will happen. I can guarantee that. smiley

I swear I will laugh at your post if you quote it and write "just kidding" smiley

haris

Dec 13, 2011 08:09

not sure abt all of dis. But few things i wud like to add which wil surely happen. *salman khan still searchin for a best-actor award. * USA drone attacks in Afganisthan n Iraq in alledge areas of militants, kills 30childrens n 50 women. (And then an apology) *chinese troops infiltrates India's coastal borders but Indian PM is busy in talks wid chinese foreign minister regardin border issues. smiley

* Raj thackery makes marathi a must if u wanna breathe on maharashtra soil. And MNS n shivsena workers tears n burns film posters of 3 khans for watever stupid reason it may be. smiley

Eternal_Knight

Dec 13, 2011 08:21

this things will surely happen. All jobs in govt reserved for scheduled castes tribes etc . . .

jaQui

Dec 13, 2011 08:27

2wap is located above india sky on the new planet disc0vered by NASA... smiley

Manal

Dec 13, 2011 08:49

what abt the Bollywood actor Salman Khan,would still can dance at that year and mantain his body hunk figure? smiley

_rOcK_ OP

Dec 13, 2011 08:53

haris: not sure abt all of dis. But few things i wud like to add which wil surely happen. *salman khan still searchin for a best-actor award. * USA drone attacks in Afganisthan n Iraq in alledge areas of militants, kills 30childrens n 50 women. (And then an apology) *chinese troops infiltrates India's coastal borders but Indian PM is busy in talks wid chinese foreign minister regardin border issues. smiley

* Raj thackery makes marathi a must if u wanna breathe on maharashtra soil. And MNS n shivsena workers tears n burns film posters of 3 khans for watever stupid reason it may be. smiley

yup these things are more likely to happen smiley

ACIDized

Dec 13, 2011 15:15

#10

Funny, that's all i can say.

cmail

Dec 13, 2011 16:22

#11

but all u image wrong that times newspaper disappeared only man's brain contact to each other freely ...no transport all travelled wid light form everywhere and .......................