Newspaper Headlines in 2060 in India: by _rOcK_ 2011/12/13 07:37
So here we go......

-Kasab dies at 75 in jail of high
cholesetrol due to too much biryani.

-Golmaal Part 27 is released. Tusshar
Kapoor is still unable to speak or act!

-Atlast India got its Jan-Lokpal Bill.

-Facebook is declared a country.

-A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.

-A girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely.

-"Lakshadweep Cats" to be the 63rd
team to join IPL under sponsership of Rajpal-yadav + chunky pandey...! :-D ;)
AmouR 2011/12/13 07:42
OK. Lol. /smiley
EpIcInCoGnItO 2011/12/13 07:44
Nothing of this will happen. I can guarantee that. /smiley
Insenus_AmoR 2011/12/13 07:45
/smiley nice..
AmouR 2011/12/13 07:48
Quote: EpicIncognitO: Nothing of this will happen. I can guarantee that. /smiley
I swear I will laugh at your post if you quote it and write "just kidding" /smiley

haris 2011/12/13 08:09
not sure abt all of dis. But few things i wud like to add which wil surely happen.

*salman khan still searchin for a best-actor award.
* USA drone attacks in Afganisthan n Iraq in alledge areas of militants, kills 30childrens n 50 women. (And then an apology)
*chinese troops infiltrates India's coastal borders but Indian PM is busy in talks wid chinese foreign minister regardin border issues./smiley
* Raj thackery makes marathi a must if u wanna breathe on maharashtra soil.
And MNS n shivsena workers tears n burns film posters of 3 khans for watever stupid reason it may be. /smiley

Eternal_Knight 2011/12/13 08:21
this things will surely happen. All jobs in govt reserved for scheduled castes tribes etc . . .
jaQui 2011/12/13 08:27
2wap is located above india sky on the new planet disc0vered by NASA... :-P

Manal 2011/12/13 08:49
what abt the Bollywood actor Salman Khan,would still can dance at that year and mantain his body hunk figure?/smiley
_rOcK_ 2011/12/13 08:53
Quote: haris: not sure abt all of dis. But few things i wud like to add which wil surely happen.

*salman khan still searchin for a best-actor award.
* USA drone attacks in Afganisthan n Iraq in alledge areas of militants, kills 30childrens n 50 women. (And then an apology)
*chinese troops infiltrates India's coastal borders but Indian PM is busy in talks wid chinese foreign minister regardin border issues./smiley
* Raj thackery makes marathi a must if u wanna breathe on maharashtra soil.
And MNS n shivsena workers tears n burns film posters of 3 khans for watever stupid reason it may be. /smiley


yup these things are more likely to happen /smiley

ACIDized 2011/12/13 15:15
Funny, that's all i can say.
cmail 2011/12/13 16:22
but all u image wrong that times newspaper disappeared only man's brain contact to each other freely ...no transport all travelled wid light form everywhere and .......................
kamran 2011/12/13 22:02
should not talk about the politics.i think.
TemPEST 2011/12/14 23:46
What re my supposed to do
redbLue 2011/12/17 02:23

/smiley

Kingof2wap 2011/12/27 04:45
slight correct
__adisa__ 2011/12/27 07:09
Interesting lolz.
_ShAnE_StArK_ 2013/09/15 08:22
hmmmm/smiley
S-ALI.RAZA 2013/12/29 20:52
Ok.lol very funny .lol.
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