3 pastors
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mbell
2011/12/10 10:26
Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks, one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others. He said: guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses. They all agreed to this. This pastor said: Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I cant stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired! The other pastor said: brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me! The last pastors feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said: My brothers my problem is gossip, there is nothing I hear that I dont tell everyone! In fact I cant sit anymore. I have to share this with the congregation! I will be back
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EpIcInCoGnItO
2011/12/10 10:32
smiley I enjoyed this onesmiley someone save the other two.
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LoneLy_heArt
2011/12/10 11:54
smiley smiley smiley
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Ginamarie
2011/12/10 11:58
smiley run like the wind & hide! smiley
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HEIZAR
2011/12/10 13:07
Made me laugh nice one.
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ACIDized
2011/12/10 14:05
jajajajaja smiley
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Okikiola
2011/12/11 07:19
Great Joke
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jaQui
2011/12/11 08:21
0mg have mercysmiley
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Saintless
2011/12/11 09:04
smiley That is way too bad...
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Yungboss
2011/12/11 09:06
smiley realy funny, the two pastor wil hav to kidnapp the 3rd pastor to stay alive
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manjsrecord
2011/12/11 10:39
smiley This is nothing but the crown joke 4 the weeksmiley
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Mamalee
2011/12/11 17:58
Nyce crack!
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MFLOW
2011/12/11 20:21
Nice jok
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redbLue
2011/12/12 00:31
who ever laugh with this joke?
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GodGrace07
2011/12/12 18:44
Is funny it makes me laugh ah ah ah aaa aa a
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mbell
2011/12/12 23:47
manjsrecord: smiley This is nothing but the crown joke 4 the weeksmiley
aww thnkz smiley
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_h3AvEn_KiNG_
2011/12/13 11:58
Lol smiley
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redbLue
2011/12/17 02:27
smiley
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mbell
2011/12/18 07:32
lol
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Sweetdoct247
2011/12/19 17:08
ROTFLMAO, those other 2 pastors don enter am be that o LMHO
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streptococci
2011/12/20 17:29
Lolya nne
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