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a short funny kid marriage

scarllete · Dec 5, 2011 02:13 15 123
scarllete OP
Dec 5, 2011 02:13
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!" smiley goodmorning!!!!
15 replies
_h3AvEn_KiNG_
Dec 5, 2011 02:19
#1
Small Babbies lay eggs nd big smiley Nice1 haha.. smiley
K_shaka
Dec 5, 2011 03:53
#2
smileysmiley.if you lay eggs for me empress scarllete i wont step on it,but i will treasure it untill the theyre hatched
THE_SPEAR_KING
Dec 5, 2011 04:06
#3
smiley Funny
EpIcInCoGnItO
Dec 5, 2011 04:16
#4
How cutesmiley safe approach.
Ginamarie
Dec 5, 2011 04:24
#5
Kids these days, their more cautious then us! smiley
R49hu
Dec 5, 2011 04:46
#6
smiley
Natasha_Singh
Dec 5, 2011 09:18
#7
thums up 4 this.
The_Torpid
Oct 8, 2012 05:56
#8
Bombastic Baby
yash_kumar
Oct 9, 2012 05:47
#9
hatch the egg.......
Georginia
Dec 31, 2014 15:57
#10
Hahaha.smiley
Crownstar
Jan 5, 2015 04:30
#11
I like the kids report
Nandikeey
Jan 7, 2015 10:52
#12
Haha nice one
Rohan786
Jan 8, 2015 12:13
#13
smiley smiley
Eleto
Jan 9, 2015 13:28
#14
Lol. Thats clever
NHLEMA
Jan 11, 2015 20:41
#15
You people don't let me die with laughter Stepping on an egg a birth control,kikiki