Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. ... That's MUMBAI . . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB !!! . . . . - . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. That's DELHI . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall . That's AHMEDABAD . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's BANGALORE . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that mera maam doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in. That's UP . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - - Scenario 8 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go sumwhere else and keep fighting". That's KERALA ! . . . . . . . . . - . . . . - . . . . - And the best one is .... Scenario 9 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in GOA !!! . . . . . . . . . . . . THE LAST ONE Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with HIS FRNDS and beet both of them. and goes You are in Chennai!!