Wise woman, gullible man
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Sweetdoct247
Nov 28, 2011 12:02
A woman & a man are involved in a collision but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off. As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man NOTICES the woman is strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man&says,'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!' Sensing a promise, the man stammers back,'Oh yes, I agree with you completely !' The woman goes on,'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!' 'Well, OK!'says the man. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it&hands it back,'Here, have some'says the man. 'No, thanks', says the woman,'I think I'll just wait for the police.'
EpIcInCoGnItO
Nov 28, 2011 16:08
smiley final punch smiley
WilLow_DarkSky
Nov 28, 2011 17:13
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Pr1ya
Nov 28, 2011 20:53
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THE_SPEAR_KING
Nov 29, 2011 05:26
cleavero. . . . . smiley
_ShAnE_StArK_
Sep 14, 2013 09:06
Omg..smiley
S-ALI.RAZA
Dec 30, 2013 02:21
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