At school 4 worms were placed in 4 separate jars. 1st worm was put in a jar of alcohol and it died. 2nd worm was put in a jar of cigaret smoke. It died. 3rd worm was put in a jar of sperm. It died. The 4th worm was put in a jar of soil. It survived. The science teacher asked the class what they had learned from the experiment. Little johnny said as long as u drink, smoke and have sex you wont get worms!!