A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team In My Local Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim Do You Crave Special Again ? The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her&Jumps Into A Taxi.. Driver Says"Hey Jimmy Boy , You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.." Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday