A guy in a hurry used ladies toilet in a 5star hotel. He sat down so comfortable and saw 3 buttons . WW. WA. APR. CURIOUSLY. He press WW and his body was gently sprayed wit warm water,he love it so much so he press de WA. and blast of air dried him up happily he went for de last button APR he woke up in de hospital, then de nurse said sir, APR means Automatic Pad Removal. When de machine could not find any pad on you it went straight to your balls.