An Angry wife asked her husband on phone, "where the hell are you?" Husband replied, "Darling you remember that Jewelery Shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in Love with but i didn't have money that time&i said, "Baby it'll be yours One day?" The wife with a smile blushing really hard said, "yeah i remember that my love! Husband then made the final statement, "I'm In the Pub just next to that shop"