Escaped man from prison
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LONGJOHN2010
2011/10/19 06:47
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed andties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots oftime in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong,honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had anyvaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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EpIcInCoGnItO
2011/10/19 08:49
smiley heard this haha
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MFLOW
2011/10/19 13:59
Hahahahahaha
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WilLow_DarkSky
2011/10/22 15:24
smiley......omg
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abbey4united
2011/10/22 17:15
really? smiley
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The_Torpid
2013/03/31 14:18
-omg2-
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Hareesh
2013/04/24 04:48
Omggg
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S-ALI.RAZA
2014/01/29 08:43
smiley smiley
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TinHeart
2014/01/30 06:16
take one for the team hun -lol8-
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