A boy took admission in an American school.. Teacher : Whats ur name ? Boy : Nadir Teacher : No, now u r in America ur name is Jhony from today. Boy went home and mom asked: How was the day Nadir? ... Boy : Im an American now, call me Jhonny. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Nxt day he was back to school.. Teacher : What happend Jhonny? Boy: Ma'am, just 6 hours after when i became American . . . . . . . i was attacked by two terrorists