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Poor guy

Rajjar · Sep 15, 2011 12:55 11 111
Rajjar OP
Sep 15, 2011 12:55
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While hes in there, the husband tells his wife: Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasnt seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, dont resist, dont complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, hell kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. To which his wife responds: He wasnt kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!
11 replies
LoVeGaLsIaN
Sep 15, 2011 13:17
#1
smiley
EpIcInCoGnItO
Sep 15, 2011 13:29
#2
Damn it ! smiley oh boy .rofl2.
Ginamarie
Sep 15, 2011 13:40
#3
Omg smiley
Lalit
Sep 15, 2011 14:06
#4
hahahahaha smiley smiley smiley
_-FiRe-PhOeNiX-_
Sep 15, 2011 14:36
#5
smiley smiley
abbey4united
Sep 15, 2011 17:56
#6
Nice one dudesmiley
Horlahmighty
Sep 15, 2011 19:40
#7
Oh my. smiley
MaG
Sep 16, 2011 02:58
#8
omg smiley smiley
TemPEST
Nov 17, 2011 01:01
#9
Cool,man
whispaz
Nov 18, 2011 16:39
#10
really nice....ahhhhh
_ShAnE_StArK_
Jul 2, 2014 06:49
#11
smiley...smiley...nice