Mom : wake up, son its time 2 go 2 college.
Son : y mom? I dnt want 2 go 2 clg.
Mom : gimme 2 reasn y u dnt want 2 go 2 clg?
Son : 1. All students hate me.
2. All teachers hate me.
Mom : oh! Tht nt a reasn. Cm on, u ve 2 go 2 clg.
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Son : gimme me 2 reasn y i should go 2 clg.
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Mom : 1. U r 52 yrs old&
2. U r da Principal of the college.