1st law : Every particle of d sperm tries 2 be in its state of rest or of uniform motion unless an external vaginal or muscular force acts on it. 2nd law : D force applied on d penis is directly proportional 2 d acceleration of d sperms flowing thru it. 3rd law : 4 every action of d penis der is equal & opposite reaction on it. 4th law : Length of d Pole = Depth of d Hole 5th law : If u move around a tree wid d speed equal 2 dat of d light den u wil end up FUCKING ur own ass...