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_cowboy_ · Apr 16, 2011 03:10 13 89
_cowboy_ OP
Apr 16, 2011 03:10
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told mehe was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!
13 replies
-Xe-
Apr 16, 2011 07:24
#1
smiley
Undiscover
Apr 16, 2011 18:12
#2
dis is a copy-pasted 1 !! make ur own joke !!
jojomonjoy
Apr 17, 2011 01:15
#3
GOOD MORNING
_cowboy_ OP
Apr 17, 2011 09:13
#4
Undiscover: dis is a copy-pasted 1 !! make ur own joke !!
oh!
Rasheed1992
Apr 17, 2011 14:15
#5
Old joke
_ HorTiculTurisT_
Apr 17, 2011 17:28
#6
Nice one funny smiley
_ HorTiculTurisT_
Apr 17, 2011 17:33
#7
Tum kaha hu bhie mujhe wo c0nd0m wala joke suna hai smiley
Undiscover: dis is a copy-pasted 1 !! make ur own joke !!
Undiscover
Apr 18, 2011 18:26
#8
_shArk_: Tum kaha hu bhie mujhe wo c0nd0m wala joke suna hai smiley
Didnt get u !!
GhAyAl
Apr 20, 2011 19:14
#9
Oh . .ho
Dman2010
Apr 21, 2011 17:56
#10
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TemPEST
Nov 17, 2011 00:39
#11
Jst imagine hw the man would feel after what his wife told him
The_Torpid
Oct 5, 2012 07:54
#12
Nice 1 but old.
The_Torpid
Oct 5, 2012 10:34
#13
Liked it.