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_cowboy_
2011/04/16 03:10
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told mehe was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!
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-Xe-
2011/04/16 07:24
smiley
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Undiscover
2011/04/16 18:12
dis is a copy-pasted 1 !! make ur own joke !!
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jojomonjoy
2011/04/17 01:15
GOOD MORNING
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_cowboy_
2011/04/17 09:13
Undiscover: dis is a copy-pasted 1 !! make ur own joke !!
oh!
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Rasheed1992
2011/04/17 14:15
Old joke
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_ HorTiculTurisT_
2011/04/17 17:28
Nice one funny smiley
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_ HorTiculTurisT_
2011/04/17 17:33
Tum kaha hu bhie mujhe wo c0nd0m wala joke suna hai smiley
Undiscover: dis is a copy-pasted 1 !! make ur own joke !!
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Undiscover
2011/04/18 18:26
_shArk_: Tum kaha hu bhie mujhe wo c0nd0m wala joke suna hai smiley
Didnt get u !!
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GhAyAl
2011/04/20 19:14
Oh . .ho
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Dman2010
2011/04/21 17:56
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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TemPEST
2011/11/17 00:39
Jst imagine hw the man would feel after what his wife told him
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The_Torpid
2012/10/05 07:54
Nice 1 but old.
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The_Torpid
2012/10/05 10:34
Liked it.
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