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The accident

_cowboy_ · Apr 16, 2011 03:08 5 70
_cowboy_ OP
Apr 16, 2011 03:08
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says,"Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign fromHim that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other." The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely." The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here'sanother miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch andcelebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calmhis nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back tothe man.
5 replies
_KJOE_
Apr 16, 2011 05:59
#1
Nice Story...
GhAyAl
Apr 18, 2011 08:49
#2
Accident storry
Lelsi
Apr 18, 2011 11:26
#3
lmao , is this a story or a jokesmiley
TemPEST
Nov 16, 2011 12:32
#4
Put my thoughts in the right direction nxt timesmiley
SoA
Mar 28, 2012 04:51
#5
He means that the woman will blame the poor man for dinking and driving smiley