engineer rules.. (;
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Insenus_AmoR
Mar 13, 2011 16:41
3 engineers and 3 accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the 3 accountants each buy tickets and watch as the 3 engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" thinks an accountant. smiley The accountants take their respective seats but all 3 engineers cram into a restroom and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the TC comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip. The engineers dont buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the 3 accountants cram into a restroom and the 3 engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please." smiley
haris
Mar 13, 2011 16:48
smiley insterestin
_SUPERBRAT_
Mar 13, 2011 17:10
smiley super,,,,
ACIDized
Mar 13, 2011 19:24
I read this one before in this forum itself, just characters changed to java programmers and C# programmers.
Laketempest
Mar 13, 2011 20:06
smiley okay.. ....
hartom
Mar 14, 2011 00:54
so funny.
Saphire_flames
Mar 14, 2011 06:04
topic is already there wid different characters in TAZ .
____THe.bosS
Mar 14, 2011 06:31
smileylol
HandsomeDon
Jun 12, 2012 16:03
engineer doctor ha ha ha ha ha ha
Saintless
Jun 13, 2012 23:16
That's too cruel. They think they're cleverer. If I copy this topic to FB, my friends would be really pissed since they're all accountants- most of them..
Etim2
Jun 15, 2012 05:35
Pls giv more
_ReYeZ_
Jun 15, 2012 07:14
smiley
Rajputana36
Jun 20, 2012 05:01
Women are the best vehicles in the world because:- ---2 beautiful headlights in the front ---2 great bumpers at the back ---Self -lubricating when hot ---Finger touch ignition ---Automatic engine oil change every month ---Any type of piston fits. ---Multiple seating styles&adjustments ----Great accessories ---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill ---That's why MEN are dying to own one please send to the other luxurious cars u know:p smiley smiley
PrincePeter
Jun 24, 2012 23:59
Stupid accountants
haris
Jul 4, 2012 07:32
Rajputana36: Women are the best vehicles in the world because:- ---2 beautiful headlights in the front ---2 great bumpers at the back ---Self -lubricating when hot ---Finger touch ignition ---Automatic engine oil change every month ---Any type of piston fits. ---Multiple seating styles&adjustments ----Great accessories ---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill ---That's why MEN are dying to own one please send to the other luxurious cars u know:p smiley smiley
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