10 Husbands. Still a virgin?? by _Mr.RaO_ 2011/03/13 15:11
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who
had previously divorced ten
husbands.
On their wedding night, she told
her new husband, "Please be
gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been
married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales
representative: he kept telling me
how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software
services: he was never really
sure how it was supposed to
function, but he said he'd look
into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field
services: he said everything
checked out diagnostically but he
just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in
telemarketing: even though he
knew he had the order, he didn't
know when he would be able to
deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he
understood the basic process
but wanted three years to
research, implement, and design
a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance
and administration: he thought
he knew how, but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or
not.
Husband #7 was in marketing:
although he had a nice product,
he was never sure how to
position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist:
all he ever did was talk about it.
_Mr.RaO_ 2011/03/13 15:13
husband #9 as a gynecologist: all he did was
look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp
collector: all he ever did was...
God! I miss him! But now that
I've married you, I'm really
excited!"
"Good," said the new husband,
"but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I
know I'm gonna get screwed!"...

Eternal_Knight 2011/03/13 16:37
Oh man i cant stop laughing /smiley
BrownSkin 2011/03/13 17:01
/smiley
Laketempest 2011/03/13 20:06
ohh okay /smiley
Saphire_flames 2011/03/14 06:11
/smiley lol
____THe.bosS 2011/03/14 06:29
/smileyNice 0ne
P.girl 2011/07/26 06:49
Wow! Lol
Raul09 2011/07/27 18:21
/smiley
zakir 2011/07/28 01:15
Bravo
TemPEST 2011/11/16 12:02
What an ice breaking,good wan(tnx)
_ShAnE_StArK_ 2013/09/14 09:28
Good...keep it up..-hahaha-
S-ALI.RAZA 2013/12/30 01:54
/smiley ..a
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