maths teacher n afaaq
teacher:...
If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Neha then what will u get????
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Afaaq:
3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

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Science Teacher:n vipu
Teacher....
Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
vipul..... :
Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, Iwould have died without it.

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Gul n help center
Gul calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Gul: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?
Help center:....
Dear gul's, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.
Gul: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me