1. Nice Source Of Income:- A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day." "Can't", replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole." 2.The lousy Cheat A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing. "Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the problem?" "The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!" "Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?" the officer asked. "Well, yes," the barber replies. "He's carrying one of his ears in his left hand." 3.Bird's Name A teacher showed only a leg of a bird and asked a student to show the name of the bird. Student: Sorry mam ! Teacher : You fail ! Student: Sorry Mam. I can't ! Can I Go out side? Taecher : What is your name? The student showed his leg and said you tell please !!!!!!!