There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say"FUCKYOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny u've got. . . This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

A burglar is in a house and in the darkness hears a voice...''Jesus is watching you''. He carries on rummaging in the darkness and hears it again, ''Jesus is watching you''. He looks around and sees a parrot in a cage. ''What's y0ur name?'' asks the burglar. ''Moses'' replies the parrot. The burglar says ''That's a silly name for a parrot''. The parrot replies... "Yeah, and Jesus is a silly name f0r a Rotweiler"

so funny.

naughty jokes. .

funny naughty jokes

lol funny again

'm innocent boy..

Haha...funny !!!

Okey..

Really funny

nouthy jok this is too much

Lol funny especially the doc. Joke

Naughty jokes really.

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