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the LAWYER and the BLONDE 007

whispaz · Jan 4, 2011 18:20 17 105
whispaz OP
Jan 4, 2011 18:20
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; and every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars. The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a word the blonde gave the lawyer 5 dollars.
17 replies
Doubl-D
Jan 4, 2011 18:37
#1
Smart blonde smiley
Toyz
Jan 4, 2011 19:46
#2
stupid game i'l say
Laketempest
Jan 4, 2011 20:29
#3
smiley okay, joke.
Jyk
Jan 4, 2011 20:59
#4
Kleva blonde.
samii
Jan 4, 2011 21:42
#5
Thats what smartness
Mahesh
Jan 5, 2011 03:48
#6
Nice joke. . smiley
Saphire_flames
Jan 5, 2011 10:21
#7
was okay
MisIndependent
Apr 9, 2011 12:50
#8
Hahahahbhahahasmiley
-Annie-
Apr 9, 2011 21:43
#9
silly joke
ACIDized
Apr 10, 2011 13:43
#10
Blondes aren't that smart!
Mid-exl
Apr 11, 2011 17:17
#11
Hnmmm. I like it
Solostino
Apr 13, 2011 12:54
#12
Not dat funny.
Shush14
Apr 14, 2011 04:50
#13
WHTAS THIS...
Undiscover
Apr 15, 2011 18:04
#14
Actualy dis joke is abt an indian & an american !! bt u hav taken dem as blonde & lawyer !!
whispaz OP
Nov 18, 2011 16:10
#15
thanx to you all
whispaz OP
Nov 18, 2011 16:17
#16
undiscover...really!!!
_ShAnE_StArK_
Jul 2, 2014 06:51
#17
Hahaha smiley..