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FART FACTS

-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- · Jan 30, 2010 03:17 63 236
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- OP
Jan 30, 2010 03:17
Farting is an act of passing intestinal gases through the anus,These can some times be odor-less and and sometimes deadly. but do you know why you pass gas? Do you know your fart facts? Well some of the facts below will tell you something about what we all do multiple times a day..whether you like it or not! smiley 1:The average person will Fart 14 times a day... 2:Farts are indeed flammable so careful if your lighting up!or you'll end up like this -flames2- 3:Here is a list of the top ten farting species 1:Termite..nasty little things farting in billions! 2:Camels..farty stinky beasts 3:Zebras...and it still cant keep lions from bighting their asses! 4:Sheep...ever wondered why your woolen jersey wreaks? 5:Cows....big old fart machines. 6:Elephants,,jumbo asses with jumbo farts 7:Labradorssmiley retriever...worlds fartiest dog. 8:Humans..VEGETARIANS farting 24/7 arent you ashamed? and more than Non vegers too!smiley 9:Humans:Non vegetarians..fart less on average than their VEGETARIAN stinky brothers n Sisters. 10:Gerbils...thats right your little pet gerbil farts n farts n farts. 4:farts can come blazing out your ass at a burning 7mph! 5:Farts are 37c and also the time created before e it races out your butt! 6:You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own farts! 7:H2S Hydrogen Sulphide is the compound which makes your farts stink! 8:Stealth farts..Most farts come from swallowed air,largely nitrogen and C02 and are relatively odorless,the bubbles from these farts are large and produce huge sounds.....bacterial fermentation and other digestive processes produce various pungent gases. ..bubbles from these farts tend to be small...smelly and hardly any sound! SILENT BUT DEADLY! 9: A person can still fart after death....corpse farts yuck! 10:Beans do in fact make you fart more...beans beans good for your heart cause they make you FART! 11:Finally nerve endings in your rectum usually can distinguish between a fart and your shxt, however sometimes they get confused when your shxt has more fluid than normal and you end up with a wet fart and a muddy butt! -shxtfan- He he happy farting!
63 replies
Samb
Jan 30, 2010 03:26
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Nice tips, thanks alot
Frayz-3
Jan 30, 2010 03:35
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Funny bt 9icesmiley
sH1vAm
Jan 30, 2010 03:36
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Nice info, nd ima vegetarian to be careful...smiley
Ravikumar08
Jan 30, 2010 03:39
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Too Long to !!!!!
_dreamprince_
Jan 30, 2010 03:39
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Its very funny smiley
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- OP
Jan 30, 2010 03:40
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-S@V@G3-: Nice info, nd ima vegetarian to be careful...smiley
smiley I have a match with me so you be careful...-flames2- smiley
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- OP
Jan 30, 2010 03:40
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Ravikumar08: Too Long to !!!!!
Then go drown yaself in a wet fart! -shxtfan-
-DeMoN_OvErLoRd- OP
Jan 30, 2010 03:41
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dreamland: Its very funny smiley
Thanks bro..it took me ages to write it lol smiley
Kumz
Jan 30, 2010 03:42
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smileyI like the fart facts!!!Very unique!!!
jean36
Jan 30, 2010 03:43
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ha ha ha!!!!!!. were d u get d tips frm?
sH1vAm
Jan 30, 2010 03:48
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-DeMoN_OvErLoRd-: smiley I have a match with me so you be careful...-flames2- smiley
burn H2S will produce So2 gas....u hv to worry abt it nw bro...smiley
yeshwa
Jan 30, 2010 03:52
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L0lz!Thanks for the fart inf0!It's farting time!Fire in the h0le!
Saintless
Jan 30, 2010 04:14
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Thanks for the info. smiley
-SwEeThArT-
Jan 30, 2010 04:18
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thanks for all the smelly newssmiley very nice! it made me think about all the farting stuffsmiley ..well some animals does not fart..smiley like jelly fish?worms?..
KiNg_SouL
Jan 30, 2010 04:51
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Wow, i'm going to fart
-SwEeThArT-
Jan 30, 2010 04:56
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soulboy: Wow, i'm going to fart
Thats goOd ..Ppl will die without doin so... smiley
_shihab_
Jan 30, 2010 04:56
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tnx 4 the information. . .smiley
AprilSnow
Jan 30, 2010 05:11
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Nice tips.....Most people are annoyed when one fart bcoz they thought he loves to or just making fun of it,not knowing that he needs to and sometimes it was unintentional since fart needs to be release whether he like it or not.Hopefully,with your tips,they'll understand why one fart....smiley
Marlou
Jan 30, 2010 05:16
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Yeah, i agree with the above poster. D0nt worry if you did fart...hehehe smiley
Elfuego
Jan 30, 2010 05:53
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Big ross farts lyk hell. . . Umph