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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 07:38
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k "SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI" Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha "AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE". Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar .!
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sweety4u
2014/01/02 15:45
good
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/02 07:47
Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste. Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/02 07:45
Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!! Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya. Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai. Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/02 07:41
Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshxt krsakti hai. . . . pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h. uska kya?? Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/02 07:37
vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thi lakin tab hamri kismat phuti thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thi Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips. Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips. Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/02 07:35
Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . . pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi phir wo meri mangetar bani, Wo bolti thi main sunta tha jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai.
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/02 07:33
Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon, Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/02 07:21
Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi. Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 13:39
Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein Ek baar sex education ki class mein ek student ne puccha..... Maam iske practicals kab honge?
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 13:37
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi Height of Innocence- Ek Ladki ne Blue Film Last tak dekhi. Kyuki Usko Laga ki Ladka End me Ladki se Shaadi bhi karega.! Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 13:34
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santasmileyhir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santasmileyhir Bantasmileyhir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi... Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge... 1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye... 2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do... 3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake... 4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye... 5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 13:31
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am 1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola Aur hai b Bilkul taaza
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 13:27
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai "If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI. ..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervasesmiley YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN..
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 13:25
Pata nhi kyu log mere itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krta hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h bilkul aapki tarah. MY CRAZY FANS. Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 08:13
santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai.. friend : fish.. santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai.. friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai..............................
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 08:10
Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"... Sare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"...................................
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 07:44
Osama to Amitabh : How are you ? Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ?? Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse? BOY- Shahjahan jaisa. GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao. BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 07:43
Kanimozi's husband ofcourse.... Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail enjoy man..!! U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai? JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai? CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai? INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H
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Swt.Raaz
2014/01/01 07:41
Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year? Kid: 12 Teacher: Hw did u knw? Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re! DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!
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