Height of guessing an answer...... Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya. Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya.... Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai?? Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!! Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain! Sir: Define Energy ? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Santa: "and this is called Energy......"